swampy sucker

A blowjob on a well ripened and funky dick.

I took this girl home from clubbing all night and she still gave me a swampy sucker

by Mtmatt June 14, 2024

The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 11, 2020

Guac Sucker

Slang or nickname for a person Hispanic decent.
Such as but not excluded to : Mexican,Haitian,Guatemalan,Venezuelan etc

Definition 1: Did you see those Guac suckers scaling that wall?
Definition 2: I can't find a job with all these guac suckers around!

by ThirstingFMen April 07, 2024

Guac Sucker

Slang or nickname for a person Hispanic decent.
Such as but not excluded to : Mexican,Haitian,Guatemalan,Venezuelan etc

Definition 1: Did you see those Guac suckers scaling that wall?
Definition 2: I can't find a job with all these guac suckers around!

by ThirstingFMen April 07, 2024

apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red

-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker

by Angry betch June 23, 2017