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Not fooled or tricked by lames

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by Cooleyshotbox July 04, 2022

The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 11, 2020

penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Rope sucker

A gay guy who like to suck the D

Are you gay? Hell no I’m not a roper sucker
Rope sucker means gay

by Immahorseman June 16, 2021

Udder-sucker

A filthy country bumpkin

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night

by Justine4421 July 11, 2022