steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

Steampunx

People who combine Anachronistic Vernian-esque cosplay and sub-culture with modern-day punk rock. Virtues include brass-studded jackets, copious amounts of clockwork gears, and a snotty attitude towards President Grant and HRM Queen Victoria.

We were hanging out at the bar when it got crashed by a gruesome lot of steampunx. They debated Emma Goldman's work and stunk the place up with their pipes, all while downing pitchers of Pabst beer claiming it had just won a blue ribbon this year at some beer festival.

by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011

steamburg

The sex act of defacating into a pot or a pan, melting the fecal matter down on the stove and pouring the substance down your partner's chest.

Joe wanted Brand to give him a steamburg.

by thebing87 August 26, 2013

Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.

Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!

by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 26, 2007

Russian Steamroller

When you defecate on someone cest during intercourse

Dude you remeber that hot girl from the bar she thought it was funny to give me a russian steamroller it smelt so bad.

by Damien Razz February 10, 2010

Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011