squapple

An apple that is shaped like a square

OMG! It's a squapple

by Kannaislove February 13, 2018

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga June 11, 2018

Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.

Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"

by RedDaug June 11, 2018

squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks

omg im seeing squid puffs

by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018

Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women

She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid

by zone6zay June 18, 2018

squid

A term used in the Navy to identify a sailor

Teller of tall tales,them be squids!

by Fat Freddie Freak May 19, 2018