Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Springfield S'more

The process in which a man shits and jizzes in a graham cracker, puts it in his bitch's cunt, fucks her in the ass as it cooks in the pussy, and, after he finishes, takes it out and makes her eat it.

That bitch sassed me so I force fed her a Springfield S'more.

by FlipHKD908 December 9, 2007

Sphinx

Used as a noun or a verb. To stare in a creepy manner, or to be one who stares in a creeper manner.

Stop sphinxing at the people napping at the back of the bus!

or

Anna, don't stare those little kids in the sandbox, you are being such a sphinx!

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007

springfield va

the most gay ass place in va. known for foreners and gettoness. the place were you can get drugs anywere.

im going to fucking springfield va

by assylaf June 17, 2008

SpringFest

An annual party at JMU where dumbass students light shit on fire and break everyones shit. Also a time to throw bottles as cops and fill the streets with broken glass so it is dangerous for anyone to walk around and a great time to fuck up our environment (stupid fucking douche bags)! oh i almost forgot and a great way to FUCK OVER RADFORD'S QUADFEST!!!!! if that is to happen so help me god i will ass rape everyone who attends JMU!!

How can i show im a bigger douche bag than everyone already thinks?

Just go to springfest and fuck shit up for everyone!

by F*** You! April 19, 2010

Springfield

Township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, in Montgomery County (Not to be confused with Springfield Delco).

Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.

Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.

309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.

I took Bethlehem Pike down to Springfield and got fucked up by G-Maf. They're harder than they sound.

by Isaiah Jenkins September 21, 2005