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by bigphil420 October 25, 2009
Get the South Hiendley mug.Home to the most stuck up and judgemental people in the whole world! Anyone watched the film hot fuzz? With nick frost in it? Well you know the village that’s them they act as if everything’s is fine and they are so high and mighty but truth is they all hate each other they are all stuck up twisted cunt bags who just love slyly irritating you and getting away with it. Most of south nutfields teens go to st bedes school which is a fucking hell hole! Filled with stuck up anorexic snobby bitch faces who lick each other’s arse Holes all day long and boys who are just so full of them selfs it’s unreal! But 98% of this village feels as though they can do anything and get away with it!!
Harriet:oh I’m from st bedes and I live in so Nutfield! I’m going to lick Lydia’s arse!
Izzy:oh let me come with you because all girls who go to st bedes and live in south nutfield love kissing arse!
Lydia; oh do carry on licking and kissing my arse girls and do the village proud! But I’m going to bend down and give tom a blowy! But as I bend down if got to be careful I don’t snap because I am so unhealthily thin
Tom: my dad owns half of nutfield and I think I’m sooo popular
George:yeah you are so popular tom (George said with his fat head and turned up nose) should I give you some sex advice even though I’m younger than you and don’t even know what a penis is!
Will: you can give me advice George because I’m just gonna lick your arse too (Says will with the abnormal teeth)
Izzy:oh let me come with you because all girls who go to st bedes and live in south nutfield love kissing arse!
Lydia; oh do carry on licking and kissing my arse girls and do the village proud! But I’m going to bend down and give tom a blowy! But as I bend down if got to be careful I don’t snap because I am so unhealthily thin
Tom: my dad owns half of nutfield and I think I’m sooo popular
George:yeah you are so popular tom (George said with his fat head and turned up nose) should I give you some sex advice even though I’m younger than you and don’t even know what a penis is!
Will: you can give me advice George because I’m just gonna lick your arse too (Says will with the abnormal teeth)
by Whagwhannnnn May 28, 2018
Get the South Nutfield mug.A tv show on the n, where one of the characters thinks shes gay, but that doesnt really matter cuz i dont think anyone really even pays attention to her. Her brother, Glen thinks he is so amazingly cool just because he's dating a cheerleading Slut, Madison, who totally sucks. Her other brother is a nerd who is just trying to get through high school. Ashley is so mysterious: "In high school, it's all about being somebody." Hmm...
Aiden is so damn messed up...I think he should just be out of the show...maybe like somehow die of a strange disease and get off the show! That's South of Nowhere.
Aiden is so damn messed up...I think he should just be out of the show...maybe like somehow die of a strange disease and get off the show! That's South of Nowhere.
Glen: Gay. That's what the word is.
Hey have you seen the show south of nowhere
yeah that show totally kicks ass...if only aiden and madison weren't on it...ew
Hey have you seen the show south of nowhere
yeah that show totally kicks ass...if only aiden and madison weren't on it...ew
by _Miranda_ April 14, 2006
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by J Wilso April 9, 2005
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Start your morning off with our principal thats constantly fucked up on crack as well as the leader of the bald patrol. Next thing you wanna do is go to the juul lounge aka the B building bathroom, get a good ole nic buzz and if you're lucky a little weed high maneeee. If you're hungry, stop by the nasty cafeteria for some shitty cold food that tastes like absolute nothingness (except the fries, they smack). Step into the court yard and take a whiff of some pussy sweat from the thots and tears from the emos! Our school is cursed, every year someone dies, and our teen pregnancy rate is at an all time high! Don't forget to use condoms kids! Remember not to use the water fountains, or else you'll get mono! There's a ton of cool cliques for you yungins to join, there's the yeeyee group who all support Donald Trump and are in the FFA, the "popular" thots who think they're thicc, the ghetto white girls who hang with the black group, the good ole emo island behind the student center who might shoot the school up if you're not watching, and of course, the normal kids. Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, they shut down all the juul lounges during lunch so make sure to get your buzz before then!
Start your morning off with our principal thats constantly fucked up on crack as well as the leader of the bald patrol. Next thing you wanna do is go to the juul lounge aka the B building bathroom, get a good ole nic buzz and if you're lucky a little weed high maneeee. If you're hungry, stop by the nasty cafeteria for some shitty cold food that tastes like absolute nothingness (except the fries, they smack). Step into the court yard and take a whiff of some pussy sweat from the thots and tears from the emos! Our school is cursed, every year someone dies, and our teen pregnancy rate is at an all time high! Don't forget to use condoms kids! Remember not to use the water fountains, or else you'll get mono! There's a ton of cool cliques for you yungins to join, there's the yeeyee group who all support Donald Trump and are in the FFA, the "popular" thots who think they're thicc, the ghetto white girls who hang with the black group, the good ole emo island behind the student center who might shoot the school up if you're not watching, and of course, the normal kids. Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, they shut down all the juul lounges during lunch so make sure to get your buzz before then!
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We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
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