Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

sloppy sammi

When you get your friend a blowy joey from and nasty chick named Sammi/Sammy

We told Fox he was getting a sloppy sammi tonight

by Erusll August 31, 2017

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

sloppy bob

a cheeseburger with a boneless chicken filet, pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw and pickles all on one bun.

"For the fourth of july party, I made sloppy bobs. Everyone loved them!"

by Danert1 September 20, 2014

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016

Sloppy Bunny

A man motorboating a woman’s breasts after nutting on them.

Guy 1: Yo dude, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: That chick from last night let me Sloppy Bunny.
Guy 1: Sick man!

by LoeMoe August 1, 2019