Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.

Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo

by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021

Simoni

Simoni is one of the sweetest person you'll ever ,they tend to think very logical, almost like lawyers, usually have long hair but they might cut it short just bc they don't feel pretty with long hair.

They are tall and gorgeous. Might seem intimidating but are actually soft and clingy with people they like.

They like listening to music and reading book.

"Do you know simoni?"
"You mean that cool person we met yesterday?"

by Yourmomsleftcheek November 21, 2021

Simon

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

Simon is a crazy kangaroo

by treewall November 21, 2021

Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings

That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?

by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021

SIMONA

A MILF.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.

by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021

Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.

Simone makes a lot of poop

by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021