shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 3, 2015

salman shuffle

The art of shuffling to attract the wood.

yo bro u doing salman shuffle? That’s sus!

by SHUFFLEDOG420 September 28, 2021

Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place

Mason just did the Micheal shuffle

by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way

My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling

by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019

coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018