Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
by One smart woman December 14, 2010
Get the plant a sharkmug. When ones penis tip protrudes through a hole in their underwear or clothing, either accidental or on purpose, resembling a shark fin cresting the surface of the ocean.
Tim's rush to leave the bathroom left his penis tip dangling from his open fly, revealing his shark fin to the entire office.
by Twatfacekilla326 December 30, 2015
Get the Shark Finmug. Guy 1: your such a nerd dude!
Guy 2: don't you mean ''you're''?
Guys 1: Dude, don't be such a grammar shark!
Guy 2: don't you mean ''you're''?
Guys 1: Dude, don't be such a grammar shark!
by Tuuner November 1, 2022
Get the grammar sharkmug. 1) Aussie slang for a kid at the beach.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
1)
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
by WogBoyBogan April 18, 2019
Get the Shark Biscuitmug. by jbszee December 19, 2008
Get the Carpet Sharkmug. Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.
Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.
by Koko November 28, 2004
Get the Salsa Sharkmug. Taking a bite out of a FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on Earth. A person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar's architecture....thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the FrozeFruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.
Boy says to girl, "let me give that popsicle a haircut"
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.
by Ace Binkley December 7, 2005
Get the Shark-Bitemug.