Strawberry Sausage

When you have sex with a girl on her period

I hooked up with Steph last night, she gave me strawberry sausage bruh.

by Danny0812 February 15, 2017

pale sausage

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner

Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night

by Home girl A May 22, 2016

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010