Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

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RustyRatPenis

A RustyRatPenis

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS WAS DIPPED IN VINEGAR!
RustyRatPenis

by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.

We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.

by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020

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Rusty Stick

Rusty Stick is a global technology provider.

Work done by Rusty Stick technologies is very precise.

by RustyStick Technologies March 17, 2021

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Rusty wrecking ball

A sexual act involving stuffing your testicles up your anus during a blowjob only to violently fart them out and swing them forward at your partner's chin and or mouth at the point of orgasm.

I gave her the old rusty wrecking ball after she sucked me off.

by Sultanjumper April 8, 2021

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Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.

Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!

by Moby D. February 19, 2021

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