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rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win
What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/
by FBINinja July 29, 2008
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rule 909234

there will be a rule for every conceivable number.
you know there are like a million rules listed on urban dictionary?
rule 909234 man, rule 909234
by follow the rulez! August 25, 2011
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M.D. Golden Rule

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.
by QuacksO February 8, 2013
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The Golden Rule

When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.

It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you

Josh: No way, that's gay!

Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
by jolzz October 14, 2011
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Rule 34

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don't... do it... ok?

rule 34
by kwozont & caik January 5, 2021
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Runescape housewife

when a lazy no good housewife takes up runescape, becomes real good or addicted and neglects her family,health,and life.
omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!
by truthtellerr July 28, 2009
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Douchebag Boyfriend Rule

For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010
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