retard roulette

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

by Liz Lime December 24, 2010

retard

You are the definition of retard

you are a retard you retard

by iman anwarzai April 8, 2017

renard

An idiotic, yet lovable (not always) person who often stalks people and denies it.

Self explanitory...isn't it?

by Zolo July 22, 2008

retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017

retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

retarded

my brother adrian

my brother adrian is retarded.

he doesn’t think 30 minutes is half of an hour

by bumfish October 18, 2019

semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018