Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.

My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 6, 2024