poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

poo-tang

Any kind of good pussy!!!

That bitch had some poo-tang!!!

by Stacie F. Baby February 7, 2008

sissy-poo

Another term for sister. Usually used in a cute way.
A term of endearment.

I love her, you know? She's my little sissy-poo!

He is really mad at me because I dated his sissy-poo.

(singing) Happy birthday to you, my sweet sissy-poo!

Jenny can't come to the movies, she has to babysit her sissy-poo. (giggling)

by Juergen February 6, 2007

Pooty Poo

An very Wonderful Pussy, as in one without disease, odor, and is usually incredibly tight.

Damn man I am tired of these damn sluts...I REALLY need to get me some Pooty Poo

by Dr. KaoTik December 16, 2008

poo rape

When the person you are calling is unaware of the fact you are 'pooing' whilst on the phone.

"oo my god wes, was that the toilet flushing?" "yes mate you have been poo raped"

by peshster October 11, 2009

hide the poo

a game, originating from a small indigenous tribe in the amazon where one member would excrete into ones hand and hide the poo in the personal belongings of another tribe member's humble abode. Discovered by the Spanish in 1864 the game has become a worldwide phenomenon. including such famous games as the mystery poo of 88 where Prince Albert hid an abnormally large one and it took Queen Victoria a good four months to find it...

Nick Clegg: did you leave this poo here?
David Cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
Nick Clegg: No... no we weren't

by come 'ere gawgus April 22, 2012

Mind Poo

Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.

Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.

by ynnoj February 7, 2008