shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015

Pit of Pudding

When you fuck the almighty Rachel and your dick gets stuck in her nasty pussy juice.

Oh shit, my dick is stuck in the pit of pudding!

by The Whole Foods Club May 13, 2016

snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole

Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore

by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017

MASTER's pit

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

pit rub

Alternate way of saying deodorant

Will's was smelling dank nasty, so we threw him a tube of pit rub.

by nateabel October 14, 2006

Berkeley Pit

The homosexual act of two men from Butte Montana (typically Police Officers) engaging in anal sex. Man #1 spits on the asshole of Man #2 then proceeds to aggressively drill his ass until he finishes. Man #1 will then relieve his bladder inside of Man #2. The volatile mixture of spit, blood, shit, semen, and urine is then released onto the face of Man #1. This maneuver can cause vomiting, burning, blindness, and in some cases death.

I let the rookie do a Berkeley Pit on my face! I hope my wife doesn’t find out about it.

by SickMofo_21 July 26, 2024

Pit and Run

What owners of shitbulls typically do after their dogs attack another lifeform (running away from the scene)

Usually combined with a “They’ve never done that before.”

I just witnessed a pit and run after the shitbull got its pup cup at Starbucks.

by GeorgeateGayle April 29, 2024