An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
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A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.
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2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?
Joe: No, what about him?
Jack: He wrecked his car.
Joe: No way!
Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.
2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.
Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.
3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?
Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
Joe: No, what about him?
Jack: He wrecked his car.
Joe: No way!
Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.
2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.
Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.
3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?
Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
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