Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.
"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."
by Rudi Van Disarzio December 07, 2018
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piss bug

A decal or other marker on a urinal indicating the best place to aim your urine stream.
I went to use a few bathrooms where they have these happy, funny little piss bugs in the urinals.
by esmith512 January 30, 2008
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piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
by Booth Henson July 31, 2009
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shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar
holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!
by gruntoif3 January 03, 2010
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piss dylan

Dylan Agner is piss dylan
by Cool dide January 30, 2017
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Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.
Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.
by Felix Tue Visiyu August 25, 2006
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Piss Worm

A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk
Me : Hey Piss Worm

Jye Taylor : Yooo WhUtZ Up BaBeH?
by brandonwaluew July 21, 2010
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