Pineapples

The prophesized destruction of the universe due to a scientific catastrophe in which a pineapple collapsed in on itself, tearing apart time and space in the process.

Why not go now in case of Pineapples

by sacull June 25, 2022

pineapple hairs

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.

Anix: What do you call the leaves on the top of a pineapple?

Also Anix: pineapple hairs

by seiciro June 17, 2020

sticky-pineapple

when one cums on a pineapple with much pleasure

oh yes, give me the sticky-pineapple

by cuminyourmum September 15, 2019

Pineapple Fritter

Slang for a woman's asshole, particularly of a woman that likes rimming

Daquan - Awwww shit CJ, I licked Letisha's pineapple fritter til she scream fo daddy last night

CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that

by Sex-Bombbb April 4, 2020

Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.

“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”

by Forbe July 11, 2024

pineapple plunge

The act of one person eating pineapple and then plunging their tongue into another’s anus

Bob: After I ate that bowl of pineapple, she asked for me to eat that ass

John: Awesome dude your first pineapple plunge!

by Mememachine02 April 21, 2018

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016