sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009

Gandalf Parker

An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.

If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.

by AAGP February 3, 2010

Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.

Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.

by Russellll January 18, 2008

Parker

Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.

Parker is speaking tonight! BE THERE!

by KennedyIV August 30, 2017

parker

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

by warning wolf May 7, 2018

parker

a little bitch boy

actual dumbass, and not in a good way

sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?

by neighborhood_arthoe November 4, 2019