one night stand 

a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space

"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."

one night stand by literally man December 19, 2013

one-hit wonder 

One good song that propels them to stardom and then they SUCK. But the one song was pretty good.
Still better than no-hit wonders

The wonders for 'that thing you do'. See the goddamn movie

one-hit wonder by QTCV September 28, 2003

one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

one man craps by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

One in, one out policy by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

one text stand 

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

one text stand by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011

One Man Orgy

Masturbation

Dude! My girlfriend couldn't come over last, so I had a one man orgy.

One Man Orgy by Katana Wistoa January 16, 2011

one hand one bounce 

A rule made to make it easier to field while holding a drink. The rule states that a fielder may catch the ball with one hand after it has bounced once. It is important to note that only the hand and no other part of the body can be used to assist in the catching of the ball.

"one hand one bounce" - fielder

"you used your chest and your hand" -batsman

"one hand one bounce" fielder
"it was a clean take and no interference therefore I'm out" - batsman.

one hand one bounce by Cricket 123 May 3, 2012