A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.
by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019
Get the Tree Chickenmug. I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)
by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017
Get the Tree Vaginamug. my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020
Get the Tree-Jmug. A tree that is not yet a fully grow Palm tree, with a silent "S" in the word. The tree is still growing up.
by Nkp123 October 3, 2016
Get the Psalm treemug. condition exhibited by snow-sport enthusiasts (mainly snowboarders, but sometimes skiiers) consisting of a bruised knee caused by repeated collisions with trees in the backcountry
by dinky jones February 13, 2010
Get the tree kneemug. A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
Get the Goat and treemug. You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.
Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019
Get the Tree thrustingmug.