Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
by Big Bing Theory January 07, 2011
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piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed; intense anger.
If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!
by DarqMage May 12, 2008
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shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar
holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!
by gruntoif3 January 03, 2010
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piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
by Booth Henson July 31, 2009
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piss dylan

Dylan Agner is piss dylan
by Cool dide January 30, 2017
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Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.
Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.
by Felix Tue Visiyu August 25, 2006
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Diddy Piss

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.
"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"
by Jameson H. April 30, 2009
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