Internet Ninja

Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.

Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja

by SkilletIsInvincible October 30, 2011

Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.

Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!

by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014

Internet Boys

A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.

Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.

These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!

by Mathildemoelk June 29, 2018

won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.

Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.

by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.

I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.

by Rabees May 22, 2010

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

internet christian

An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;

They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.

They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.

They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.

Butters worth is an "internet Christian" with self righteous proclivities.

by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013