May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

November 2

This day is for everyone to just remember that... ITS MOTHERFUCKING COLD OUTSIDE and snow is coming soon

*steps outside*
“NOPE ITS NOVEMBER 2 AND COLD AS FUCK”

by Randombitchgirl November 2, 2019

Pussy 2

Only used when somebody is being a really big pussy.

Tim: Because we are advancing in technology we must advance in pussy as well, introducing Pussy 2

by IHateMyFuckingLife November 18, 2020

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

-2 lbs

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.

Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

About: MUSC MASC MISC MUSK

by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

2 Baddies

2 Baddies is a song releaved by the kpop group Nct 127.

Its an addictive song, where my husband (Doyoung) also participated in.

2 BADDIES 2 BADDIES ONE PORSCHE

by DOYOUNGSWIFE May 8, 2023