A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo. If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo. If you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You..re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You're a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.
by Bombay :) October 19, 2007
by Daddydefinitions.com December 13, 2018
Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"
or
"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"
or
"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"
by Tits in the Face January 06, 2009
The response you ask when you are told "Joe Mama" for asking "Who is Joe?" This response leads to a question that no one knows
You: "Who is Joe?"
Person: "JOE MAMA!"
You: "Who is Joe Mama?"
Person: *Confused and does not know how to answer, and thus rethinks life choices*
Person: "JOE MAMA!"
You: "Who is Joe Mama?"
Person: *Confused and does not know how to answer, and thus rethinks life choices*
by THE_BFG January 31, 2020
by expedition18 January 20, 2023
This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.
I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!
by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014
by ihatepineaplesonpizza11 March 06, 2022