Jade loves my mom so much for some reason
We Finna kiss tho/j I mean unless bbg **Moans** I’m kidding I swear but…IM KIDDING LMAO
Honestly I love your mom too
We Finna kiss tho/j I mean unless bbg **Moans** I’m kidding I swear but…IM KIDDING LMAO
Honestly I love your mom too
by Urmommyishot February 1, 2022
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Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
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Get the jade puglisi mug.Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
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