hoe-zer

Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.

Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."

by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009

Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."

lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack

by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 9, 2013

sea hoe

A sea hoe is a mermaid that has sex with every fish she sees

Sea hoe

by jades mum July 6, 2015

Dope hoe

Any female who will have sex just to get methamphetamine usually because they are broke or just enjoy having no dignity.

Hey you know Alissa, she's the biggest dope hoe around but she is completely oblivious.

by CrackIsWack420 September 26, 2018

Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.

Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.

by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019

hoe-curious

When one exhibits hoeish tendencies without necessarily engaging in intercourse.

I don't fuck a lot of guys, but I like to flirt and tease a lot. Maybe I'm hoe-curious.

by toobased May 3, 2015

Line hoe

A female (or Princess Audrey) who craves attention on the chat app called line she will more than likely send nudes if you buy her/him a sticker pack

That James is always talking to a new guy on line every day must be a line hoe

by SinDoc September 18, 2019