by jambizz June 06, 2006
An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.
1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)
2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)
3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe
4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber
5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl
6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e
7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)
8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.
9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.
10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)
3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe
4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber
5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl
6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e
7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)
8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.
9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.
10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
by gen.ret February 22, 2013
by the only real ninja here January 07, 2010
One of the best hybrid players on runescape,also #1 weed smoker and duel arena ex staker.
bobo noob loveeeeee weed.
bobo noob loveeeeee weed.
1.hey bobo noob how you doing bro. bobo: rolling janko.
2.for god sake, that's bobo noob coming mage bank, lets run before he smoke us.
2.for god sake, that's bobo noob coming mage bank, lets run before he smoke us.
by nir10007 July 21, 2009
Some one who is a total noob at what they are doing and thinks they are bood at it. but sucks ballsack at doing it, a combination of a newbie and a ballsack. hey see that team we r playing against? they r all noob sacks
by bloodthrstysmurf May 26, 2010
in any shooting game, when a player tries to move around quickly, or jump around in order to avoid getting shot at by an enemy in close proximity, they are being a noob dancer (it is commonly used when the player is reloading, is using a grenade etc., in which they arent able to fire back at the enemy)
P1 approaches P2 from behind. P2 turns around and notices P1, so P2 starts to move around, crouch, jump, etc. Instead of shooting at him. P2 is considered a noob dancer for "dancing" instead of firing back
by dshiznit634 June 18, 2008
Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
by BeanMaster April 16, 2008