by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020
Get the facebook mom mug.Pool moms are at the pool every single day in the summer. They take their kids with them, but obviously use them as an excuse to go to the pool and socialize with other pool moms. Any child who's mother is not part of the pool mom clique is basically a bad child. Any mom not part of the pool mom clique is a horrible parent and the target of gossip. That's all pool mom's do. They gossip about everyone else. Not only that, they have self-designated spots at the pool. If those spots are taken, they cause drama.
Pool moms are usually 40-somethings that act like 20-somethings. They have fake tans but continue to sit in the sun and tan. They are even more cliquey than high school students. They don't have friends; they have frienemies. They're in constant competition with other pool moms. They belong in LA, not in small community pools.
Pool moms are usually 40-somethings that act like 20-somethings. They have fake tans but continue to sit in the sun and tan. They are even more cliquey than high school students. They don't have friends; they have frienemies. They're in constant competition with other pool moms. They belong in LA, not in small community pools.
Pool Mom #1: You know what bothers me? When people KNOW I've been sitting in the same spot every summer for five years and they go and take that spot from me.
Pool Mom #2: I agree. That's just rude. They need to realize who sits where.
Pool Mom: MY child is so amazing at soccer. He's the best one on the team.
Pool Mom #2: I agree. That's just rude. They need to realize who sits where.
Pool Mom: MY child is so amazing at soccer. He's the best one on the team.
by Mosolicious June 26, 2010
Get the Pool mom mug.Trevors mom could be any ones mom. She is nation wide and known throughout the country. In any sentence, in any conversation piece.... i.e. especially when referring to big holes, open trenches, things blown out, or anything perverse... Just add in trevors Mom.
Dude.... were going on a vacation to the grand Canyon !..... Oh your going to see trevors mom? Tell her I said hi.
by Neerg912 March 20, 2016
Get the Trevors Mom mug.Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"
Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"
Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."
Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"
Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."
by D: wtf May 14, 2010
Get the Your mom mug.1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.
2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".
2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".
1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?
2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?
2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf
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