Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Ninja Turtle Style

to have super ninja reflexes like that of a Ninja Turtle. This include the ability to quickly remove bells off of a coat in the dark without making a sound.

You just totally smashed that bug Ninja Turtle Style

by catabrite August 25, 2010

Ninjasation

To interrupt and join a conversation with the participants unaware you have joined.

Conversation between more than 2 people and the person having the "ninjasation"

by Almighty Adam and Awesome Ryan February 25, 2011

Ninjackoff

Jacking off or masturbating in a ninja-like manner, often in public places like bathroom stalls or school buses.

You can go in the bathroom there, but be sure to ninjackoff so you won't be noticed

by Timelinemc March 3, 2011

ninja rush

a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment

When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush

by atomknowsall January 8, 2011

Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.

Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.

by nehlewolf May 13, 2011

Ninja

Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'.

Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace.

And she could ninja the shit out of you.

co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah

ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.

by ninjatwoxo July 22, 2011