Kosovo Mustache

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.

Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.

by Daily Real August 22, 2011

cheesy mustache

a guy who's mustache has been dipped in the anus of a woman with a stinky asshole.

"hey man did you smell rustys cheesy mustache..it reeked of cheese and bootyhole"

by BearLee February 21, 2014

pulling a mustafa

delaying others for personal issues;
when a group is going somewhere together, but have to wait for one person to do something (especially when he/she has not started the task already).

Person A: Wait up for me. Let me write an email really quick before we go for lunch.
Person B: Person A is pulling a mustafa.

by MSAL December 14, 2007

bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache

See above bar mitzvah mustache

by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014

Fake mustache

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

by jzimbert May 30, 2006

Ford Mustang SVT

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found on Road Dead
Rustang

An American made car that is usually found broken down or in a chevrolet's rear view mirror.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our tools would rust

by Jay Mack May 21, 2003

Mustache Ride

To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?

by things that i'm looking at March 4, 2014