Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

by Steve507 June 30, 2024

Mengels

The combination of English and Afrikaans into one super language.

Noem my Nicholis Lo-Rider
I tref the club with no driver
I mos fly high in the sky
I never turn a blind eye to a dom naai
Ek watch jou, thats why I wear this bril
If I check you, you better pay the bill
Call me Ferrel cos you know I Will.

- Van Pletzen (mengels pioneers)

by J$ON July 5, 2024

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Mingeflation

When the girls are so bad in your area or school that you have to lower your standards such that a 7 is considered a 10.

"Bro I can't breathe, I just saw a 10"
"Wait an actual 10, or an ICSM 10"
"An ICSM 10, mingeflation hits so hard here you'll never see a real 10"

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Mange

Short for the word ‘Blancmange’ to mean something sweet and/or nice.

He got you flowers! That’s so mange!

by Nathanial45 January 12, 2025

minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.

Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist

by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025