MUD SLOTH

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak

I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth

by cyscott May 26, 2010

mud wings

The first time you have anal sex in a pool (or underwater). The name comes from the combination of brown dirt and water being mixed together.

Did you hear Jimmy got his mud wings on the weekend?

No way!
Yeah, totally did her in the ass in your pool.
Errrr, yuck.

by FozzWossie October 31, 2011

lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

Mud Fest

Mud fest is a gathering of a lot of people in the south. Mud fest is located in colfax, Louisiana. Theres always a lot of mudd slingin and beer and fights. and a lot of pussy. go there. end of story

Hey man i just got my truck stuck, fought this ole dude, got drunk, and fucked ole girl at Mud Fest. It was awesome

by B. Lowe November 11, 2010

mud sleeve

Thin layer of shit tubed around your dick from anal sex

Tim got a mud sleeve from that gym rat

by Richard Hangslow October 22, 2018

mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)

mommy look at the mud statue over there!

by racist555645646315634561321356 October 18, 2008

Mud stick

When you blast a chick in the ass and when you pull out your dick is covered in feces similar to shoving a stick into the mud.

Last time I did anal with Melissa she gave me a mud stick.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018