Moon Gooning 

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

Moon Gooning by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

moon grasshopper 

The word moon grasshopper refers to a time when the slaves run and hop over things at night it’s a racial slur

Shut up you moon grasshopper

moon grasshopper by TLR da coolest March 3, 2025

moon ferret 

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media

How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.

moon ferret by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025

Moon beam ice cream 

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

Moon beam ice cream by Da frequency May 31, 2025

Moon cricket 

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

Moon cricket by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

Moon Beams 

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.

Moon Beams by CyberBub August 10, 2025

Moon-tiful 

Pronounciation: /moon-ti-ful/
Part of Speech: Adjective
Definition: Something that is as breathtaking, serene, and magical as the moon. Often used to describe things, people, or moments that glow with beauty, calmness, or cosmic charm.

"Look at that full moon tonight, it's totally moon-tiful."
"His/Her smile is moon-tiful, I can't stop staring."
Origin: Coined by Anjali Talekar in 2025. She is from the small city of Kolhapur, Maharashtra, India. Anjali is a psychology student and someone who loves creativity, innovation, and discovering new things. The term "combines "moon+beautiful" to describe something heavenly, magical, or celestial in nature.
For citation and credit, follow her on Instagram:

@talekaranjali8

Moon-tiful by Anjali Talekar October 4, 2025