mobe

A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode

"You are a mobe"

by Sam Ellison April 5, 2004

Mabler Napplies

Nipples that are the size of marbles or larger.

That bitch has got some major mabler napplies.

by DustoDude June 2, 2008

Mobile Mingers

People who constantly Shag In Cars

Skets Slags = Mobile Mingers

by Megalithic December 9, 2008

Mobiley Dick

The name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. Named after the whale hunted by Captain Ahab.

Person 1: I'm on fire.
Person 2: Don't worry i'll ring the fire brigade.

Person 1: It's an honour to be rescued from mobiley dick, I am not worthy.

by Darby Chops May 5, 2009

mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009

mole

a slime-like, cloying dumbass who schmoozes by blowing dicks and who is dumb as dipshit but who jerks off thinking he is some hotshot

the guy is such a mole

by anti-mole August 3, 2010

Moblie command center

Moblie command center is a pharse or slang term when you take mutliple electronic devices or items with you. Such as a cell phone or several cell phones, beeper, computer, binders, bag, etc. A termed used when your connected to these devices due to personal or work reasons.

Husband: Honey I'm leaving, see you later.

Wife: Don't forget to take your moblie command center with you!

by Hankscolts July 10, 2011