creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

keith Martin

A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time

Woah that Keith Martin he is a sigma

by Mjbigpp October 25, 2022

Martin

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

Martin Niemoëller

A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.

Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023