A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day
Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!
by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023
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Get the The Mario mug.The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
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by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008
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George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
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