Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Mothers Milkers

very sour milk

Mothers Milkers

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

by He-Evelyn January 28, 2014

mother's lips

Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".

Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.

Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...

by Robert J Sr. July 08, 2014

Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

by Bruno Gy. July 30, 2013

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 09, 2022

Mother Trucker

A PG substitution for mother fucker

Mother trucker dude!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018