iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Loser

Someone who fails at their own self care and blames it on other people. They also tend to not try at anything and just seemingly angry at you when point out what their issues are.

John: My son lives with me and has kid. He doesn’t take care of his kid and instead just does heroine.
Johns New Friend: Sorry Pal, but your son is kind of a loser.

by QuickJ42 August 9, 2022

major loser

a person who is a loser times 6

both mustafa and malik are major losers

by emoneyyyyy August 8, 2019

Loser from loserville

Being a loser from loserville is a terrible feeling. If someone calls you a loser from loserville you should be nicer or get therapy.

Being called a loser from loserville is the worst insult in all of man kind

Person 1: your not as shrexy as me
Person 2: well are you a loser, cus ur a loser from loserville
Person 1: *rethinks all of life*

by shrexyandrew1 August 12, 2023

loser

someone that gets butthurt for no reason and is a big crybaby.

Wow! Chris is such a loser, he gets so sensitive and cries when I'm here!
I know!

by Atrykohl September 26, 2020

Loser Juice

Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.

Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.

by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023

Loser

(n.)Tyler E Wagner

Wow Tyler really is a loser

by Me.Woods December 7, 2022