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Liberal

Do you remember what the Liberals said on Tuesday? Me neither.
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Liberal

A person so open-minded that their brains have fallen out.
I am a liberal. You better agree with me 100%, or you're a bigoted, racist, homophobic white supremacist.
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Liberal

a pussy with a mental disease that calls everyone racist and is afraid of guns.
“I think guns are just scary!” What the fuck Carl, you’re suck a fucking liberal!”
by Dummythicker69420 December 20, 2019
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Liberal

A narrow minded political stance that instead of its meaning, wants to control every aspect of every Americans lives. Just like liberal neighbors that call the cops because they see you having too much fun in your own home. Politicians aim to take every right away from Americans by claiming to be for Americans when they are really for everyone which isn’t American.
Liberals want to take away our guns”. “Well I don’t like guns so why should anyone else be able to have them!”
by Bil-liam August 27, 2020
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Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
by Minnesia April 30, 2011
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Cry Liberals

A guy on Urban Dictionary who spouts the worst things ever put to man
Or
Perhaps a satire account
The daily wire is a show talking about the liberal cult:Cry Liberals
by JFK1989 February 9, 2023
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