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Knuckle Slapped

v. The act of a female punching a person (male or female) in the face. punch
"Julia knuckle slapped that bitch kissing her boyfriend."
by Ibt January 23, 2016
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knuckle tuck

A knuckle tuck is when one curls up one's finger, tucks said finger into the receiver's anus, and continues to add more and more fingers.
Oh my God, Becky, Bryson knuckle tucked my camel toe for an hour straight.
by CarlTheCamel March 21, 2016
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knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
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Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.
Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."
by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016
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Knuckzema

When one unfortunately acquires eczema on their moose knuckles and someone has to see it..
Wow, get that knuckzema out of here, your scaring the ladies..
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knucklefucker 5000

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!
by CanadianSyrupSperm December 9, 2017
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knucklephuck

A knucklephuck is someone who jacks off with a tightly closed fist. Seemingly strangling the penis. It is also slang for guys who think or seem to think with the smaller head.
Will you just look at those 2 knucklephucks? They don't have a clue as to what they are talking about.
by MrMJaye2U September 29, 2018
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