knobstand

Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.

Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!

by cactuscat September 14, 2006

knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base

Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work

by cdawg543 February 23, 2008

Knoydart Flush

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

by Socketloon October 24, 2008

Knob Nibbler

A woman who loves nothing more than to orally pleasure a man. Often without exchange of money or goods.

"After the 'knob nibbler' swallowed my kids, she got off the bus. I did'nt even get her name."

by 04GTO February 12, 2009

Kninja

Noun 1.The top elite ninjas of any ninja clan, "ninja knights" if you will
2.Ninjas so sneaky, even the 'k' in thier name is silent.

"It's quiet..." Last words of a kninja's victim

by Captain Stevo February 26, 2009

Knobcon

When a clueless person or someone with low intelligence get's conned.

Seller: Hey, you wanna buy this plasma TV for $1500?
Buyer: Sure, looks good, I'll take it!
Person who over heard this deal: Wow, I can get a plasma TV for way less than that, he's defo a knobcon for sure

by ugi1ugi April 28, 2009

Knob Juice

Slang word for piss.

"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"

by steve kestrels January 14, 2010