July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

July 18th

national give your girl kisses everywhere day

1: “it’s July 18th”

2: no way?!?!
2: i better go to my man’s house

by nighjhbkhgg July 18, 2022

July 23rd

national Aidan and Hannah day

this day will be a W day. aidan and hannah get together on July 23rd making it a w day!

by SJL GANG July 22, 2022

July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 27, 2021

July 27th

The day you sneak threw your gf's window at night!

See yah tonight, it's July 27th.

by lovely_rose32 July 26, 2021

July 18

Give your best friend a gift

On July 18 you give your best friend a gift

by Mlcg1 July 16, 2022

July 31

Fuck your crush day, give them an amazing time!

-Hey guess what
-What
-Its July 31

by Misterurban5712 July 30, 2022