Jonas brothers

n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.

Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!

by Cornikinz May 10, 2009

Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018

Life With Jonas

The best band in the history of the world composed of the greatest guys in the universe.

"Who is that kick-ass, mind-blowing, awesome, and rockin' song by?!"
"LIFE WITH JONAS, OF COURSE!"

by Spaz February 6, 2005

Jonas Hater

A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.

Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.

Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.

"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"

by xJBx April 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.

Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*

by Ms.Thrift September 1, 2009

jonas brothers

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.

"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."

by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008

Jonas Brothers

I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth

II: a homosexual brotherhood

teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers

by Kibblesand123 May 10, 2009