by The fruit house September 10, 2021

by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017

by sheep.boners June 1, 2016

The person who created god
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024
