J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011

j.h.s. 210 elizabeth blackwell

A school located in Ozone Park, you'll find horny guys, hoe-y girls and a ton of fights. Some people may describe their experience as awesome but it's not. The majority of the school is filled with Hispanics who don't know what respect common sense is. Some of the students... no, almost all the students aren't going to make it in life doing hookah and fighting, and showing off their "butts" (looking at you Ana V.)

Sam: Oh you go to 210?
Johana: Yeah I go to J.H.S. 210 Elizabeth Blackwell
Sam: Tragic
*never talks to him again*

by Im.a.truther May 1, 2018

j'eet yet?

the southern way to ask if someone has eaten yet

hey man j'eet yet?
naw, but i'm really hungry

by harley babe September 15, 2008

j/c

1. Just checking
2. Jesus Christ

Amy: are you going to the dance?
Richard: FUCK YEAH!
Amy: ....okay, j/c

Chris: J/C!!!! I spilled soda on my keyboard!

by Nicole Shyong April 8, 2007

J.M.L.K.

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.

"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"

by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009

j. cole fan

A nigga who drinks Coca Cola.

J. Cole Fan: *Drinking Coca Cola
Roblox Parody Fan: *A ni🅱️🅱️a whom'st'd've's drinking 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola.

by Boba Bola February 1, 2017

J-Drizzle

A male that goes to a party and consumes cheetos excessively thus having a hard-core orange mustache then posing for pictures with drool on his chin

Jason pulled a total J-Drizzle in that Halloween picture.

by Yummy Britches November 10, 2008