chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.

Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.

by originofscience July 10, 2011

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.

"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."

by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025

Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.

I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.

by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025