In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
by trebushett November 30, 2023
by Cumgis Khan January 07, 2023
At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg August 08, 2015
A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety
Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser
Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser
Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert
by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021
a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
by rhino-potamous June 22, 2010
Rafe is a closet sexual
by Spy Junior July 04, 2022